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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 09:45
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good